X-Mas Poem

There once was a baker on Baker Lane,
His name was Dave.
One day he decided to bake a gingerbread man,
Just to see if he can.
So he used his special dough,
and made a man with a roll.
He then put him in the oven,
and it started chugin.
When the timer went ding,
he pulled the man out with a zing.
Then the man moved all of the sudden,
and started runnin.
Then the little man pulled out his flamethrower and torched the whole house.

The End