Stories from MLIA

• Today, i walked up to my friend and told her that kids are going around school saying that she showers naked. She got really offended and wanted to know who made up this horrible rumor. I don't think I'll tell her... MLIA
• Today in Human Geograpy we were talking about the importance of knowing multiple languages. A know-it-all in the back of the class raised his hand and said, "I can say goodbye in 5 different languages!" Without missing a beat, my teacher responded with, "Congratulations, you've seen The Sound of Music" and continued with his lesson. MLIA.
• Yesterday, at my friend's 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese, I realized that it's a casino for little kids. MLIA.
• Today I joined in the Yahoo and Google battle by typing in "Why can't I..." into each search engine. Yahoo came up with "Why can't I song lyrics..." while Google came up with "Why can't I adopt a Canadian", thanks google, I've been wondering that too. MLIA.
• Today, I asked my friend what was wrong with her to which she replied, "My body is kicking my butt because I'm not pregnant." I will never call it a period again. MLIA.
• Yesterday, after reading the MLIA about Antidaephobia, I decided to try it on my friend. I went up to her and asked, "Do you suffer from antidaephobia?" "What?" "The fear that somewhere a duck is watching you." She told me it was ridiculous and no one can be afraid of ducks. Today, I went up to her with a rubber duck and whispered "quack" into her ear. She screamed and ran into a wall. I win. MLIA